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listening to "People_Under_The_Stairs-Schooled_In_The_Trade - "

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 14:45:01 +0000

listening to "People_Under_The_Stairs-Schooled_In_The_Trade - ":

oh yeah. like summertime by fresh prince. only infinitely better.

apologies for the multiposting today. the pensblog is on...

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:11:21 +0000

apologies for the multiposting today. the pensblog is on absolute fire, and those quotes are of oscar quality.

anyway, british airways wants me to fly stupid in order to go to pittsburgh from london via boston. in fact, i have to visit london twice.

lon-bos-lon-chi-pit.

fucktards.

"HolyGoligoski wrote: Someone needs to tell him if he keeps leaving that five hole open he’s..."

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 14:37:24 +0000

“

HolyGoligoski wrote:
Someone needs to tell him if he keeps leaving that five hole open he’s gonna catch another STD.

That brought tears to my eyes.

Herpes-the gift that keeps on giving.

”

- http://www.thepensblog.bloguin.com/pensblog/january-2009/gameday-48-new-york-rangers.html

Mullets and Peanut Butter, 2009-01-28 15:23:42

"it says 3 course meal for £7.50 i have eaten there it was veg so i am not sure how other food taste..."

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 14:10:44 +0000

“it says 3 course meal for £7.50 i have eaten there it was veg so i am not sure how other food taste but it really feel u up”

- niten, 29/01/09 14:09

"Crybaby Osjoke. Pathetic. FaceinHole. Best website ever. Man, it’s a shame Ricky Nash is..."

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 13:53:28 +0000

“

Crybaby Osjoke. Pathetic.

FaceinHole. Best website ever.

Man, it’s a shame Ricky Nash is stuck in Columbus for a while, what a human being. Can score goals with the best. I hope he dekes Osjoke so hard he tears his vagina, the very same one thats bleeding right now.

Shove a tampon in it and shut up Osjoke.

”

- http://www.thepensblog.bloguin.com/pensblog/january-2009/chris-osgood-doesnt-play-but-he-speaks.html#JOSC_TOP

comment by Rba, 2009-01-27 13:19:26

listening to "Dance Wiv Me - Dizzee Rascal feat. Calvin Harris"

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 10:51:35 +0000

listening to "Dance Wiv Me - Dizzee Rascal feat. Calvin Harris":

totally worth it.

listening to "Feel The Pain - Dinosaur Jr"

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 10:44:23 +0000

listening to "Feel The Pain - Dinosaur Jr":

chorus.

listening to "Montreal - Kaki King"

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 10:43:17 +0000

listening to "Montreal - Kaki King":

stare around you. LONDON JAZZ CAFE, 2ND APRIL: BE THERE.

forget ma face

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 14:38:23 +0000

forget ma face

Photo

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 11:52:22 +0000

i think this almost made me cry. SOP.

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 08:45:00 +0000

i think this almost made me cry. SOP.

I ONLY WANTED TO MAKE IT SNOW. LOLZ LIEK LOLZ GO AMERICA...

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:22:24 +0000

I ONLY WANTED TO MAKE IT SNOW.

LOLZ LIEK LOLZ GO AMERICA LOLZZZZ!!!111!!!!ONEONE!2

for romany’s benefit. it says “hard core bull shit...

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:20:52 +0000

for romany’s benefit. it says “hard core bull shit genuine authentic since sunday mambo”.

HOT CROTCH

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:17:00 +0000

SO, I HAVEN’T BLOGGED IN AGES.

but this is as good a time to start again as any because:

MY CROTCH IS 26.4C HOT, WHICH IS HIGHER THAN THE AMBIENT TEMPERATURE OF THE AREA WHERE THE SEO TEAM SITS.

not the real thing, but representative:

see? the person in the back of the photo isn’t wearing any clothes BECAUSE MY CROTCH IS TOO HOT.

if my crotch gets hotter, i shall take real photos.

in the side

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 10:42:06 +0000

i got punched today at baker street station. AND IT FELT GOOD.

it happened because someone walked down the wrong side of the staircase at the station, and they encroached on my path. i elbowed them. they were warned.

is this you charlotte?

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 09:32:54 +0000

is this you charlotte?

desk! complete with pittsburgh penguins banner thing =...

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:25:24 +0000

desk! complete with pittsburgh penguins banner thing = ESSENTIAL.

the team. when yogi is out at centerparcs.

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:14:45 +0000

the team. when yogi is out at centerparcs.

FUCK THIS.

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:09:50 +0000

FUCK THIS.

listening to "GBV_20010617_CD1_07_The_Brides_Have_Hit_Glass - Guided By Voices"

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 10:32:37 +0000

listening to "GBV_20010617_CD1_07_The_Brides_Have_Hit_Glass - Guided By Voices":

E ————————- B 55-5-55—555555— G 55-5-55—555555— D 33-3-00—000000— A ————————- E ————————-